Thank you for visiting Toby’s home on the internet. Unlike his real home, there’s no dust, and you won’t be expected to bring a bottle when visiting.
Instagramage!
WARNING!
Toby was created in a bizarre industrial accident involving a quantity of mercury, ethanol, polonium 210, and Cillit Bang.
Joke:
Q: What do chickens put their letters in?
A: Henvelopes!
A: Henvelopes!